That older woman and younger girl living with you who have the same neon pink hair color as you are your “land lady” and “Roommate”. The game does that thing where it lets you define relationships between you and other characters to get around being in hot water for having incest in your game so don’t worry.
Accidental nudity to flashing to handjob to blowjob/titfuck to sex to anal.
There’s not really too much to it but it’s decent looking and follows your standard smut progression. If the money making mechanics and other tasks were more like this instead of just a wonky isometric version of Sokoban than it would be a much more enjoyable experience. The controls are complete ass but once you remap them it’s great. Although there is one exception! On the computer there is an excellent Castlevania/Ghosts ‘n Goblins style looking game that’s a ton of fun. Admittedly sometimes these quests will serve as in introduction to a cool character but most of the time it just feels like fluff. Go buy 5 beers for Y and you can plow her asshole, that kind of thing. Gather 12 mushrooms for X and she’ll suck you off. They’re all pretty much as bland as you can get. Unfortunately that charm present in the game’s art direction doesn’t extend to the quests you’ll be doing. It’s all presented in an excellent 80’s style and so many of the characters exude this level of personality just with how they look. The world itself is pretty large with a decent amount of secrets and goodies to find but unfortunately at the moment a lot of areas are gated off due to ongoing game development construction. Also it can run seamlessly in fullscreen. Enough that I never felt like I was in any particularly long dry spell during my 4 hours of playing. At it’s current state (.4) it has a decent amount of smut. It has some pretty great music which can range from absolute bangers to minecraft-OST levels of relaxation. In DBA you traverse a large town map running errands, doing sliding block puzzles for money, buying items to progress the plot and give as gifts, and attending school. Let’s get the boring, back of the box, generalized game description bullshit out of the way first.
#Dandy boy adventures slider puzzle update#
Despite that it’s still fun enough that I’ve been anxiously awaiting the latest update and now that it’s out and you can plow your mother I’m ready to talk about it.
According to the description given by the dev Dandy Boy Adventures, or DBA as I’ll be calling it, is an adventure game, dating sim, and…RPG? I mean the dev says it’s an RPG and you “role play” as someone having sex but really it’s an RPG in the same way that Razor Freestyle Scooter for the PS1 is an RPG.
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